Freaks me out!!!!

OK, you know what really freaks me out beyond belief?  Bot flies.  Ohmygosh just thinking about these nasty little maggots makes me want to throw up.  I kinda never want to step outside of my house ever again just in case one gets me...*shudder* Well, they're not really in the U.S but like the most southern part of the states...so, I guess as long as I don't go to the very bottom of Florida I'll be ok?  I used to want to travel the world and now I have a list of places I will NEVER go.

Botflies live in a variety of places, mostly warm and damp climates including throughout Brazil and Chile, as well as far north as the southern United States. Countries with known botfly encounters:

• Adelaide - Elizabeth, Davoren Park
• Argentina
• Brazil
• Belize
• Bolivia
• Canada - Northern British Columbia, Southern Ontario
• Chile
• Costa Rica
• Dominican Republic
• The coast of Ecuador
• Guatemala
• Honduras
• Hungary
• Mexico
• New Zealand
• Panama
• Peru
• Several small countries in Africa.
• southern united states

LOVE!!!!!

Calling

I feel like I've felt the calling of God in my life again tonight...or maybe I haven't.  I haven't cried this much in forever.  I'm so ashamed of the way I've been living my life and I just want to be close to God again, but I don't know how.  I've blamed him for so much and turned my back on him so many times, but I guess I just want Him to know that I wanna come back to Him.  I've been sitting here crying and I just realized I have to best dog ever.  She's so concerned for me right now LoL.  I can't wait to be back in Tennessee I really feel like it's where I need to be.  You know the times when you feel like you've just hit a wall and there's no where else to go,well, that's how I feel right now.  I don't think I'm even making sense right now.  I just wish I had some sort of clue about where my life is going, but I guess that's all part of faith too.

This song pretty much sums up how I feel right now.

Things that make me giggle

BAHAHAH this literally made me LOL

New Dream

So, I had a nightmare...buuhhh...terrible.  I was having to fix power lines, I'm not entirely sure why I was doing this seeing as I know nothing about power lines, but I was hanging there in the air and my harness broke.  I was flying around in the air like a trapeze artist then I just started falling to the ground and a train was coming.  That's all I remember I woke up in a cold sweat.  I HATE heights.  Ugh.

Things that make me giggle

So, I'm going to start posting things that make me giggle.  They may come in video form or picture or whatever else that makes me LOL.  This young lady is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY :)

Dreams

OK, I have some crazy ass dreams sometimes.  They should be pretty entertaining and maybe someone can even help me interpret the craziness of my brain.  I'm going to talk about the last couple I can remember the most about....OK dream numero uno.

#1
So, I had a dream about a week ago, right after my job interview, that I had survived the apocalypse with a couple other friends of mine.  In this new crazy post apocalypse world I was still having my interview, but what I didn't know was I was interviewing to be a stripper.  Next thing I remember in my dream is some man thinking that my friends and I are hiding something so he's searching through our hair and the only way he can be sure we're not hiding anything is to cut our hair off (mine's in pigtails) so this crazy man grabs my hair and lops it off with a machete!  After that all I remember is screaming at these people for cutting my hair off. Very odd dream I must say.

#2
Another dream I had that I barely remember.  I was walking around in a warehouse with someone, I dunno who, and there are hundreds of vampires all handcuffed together in this huge single file line.  And I was advocating for the release of the vampires.  That's all I remember of that one.

I have very random dreams.  The other night I had a dream that Leonardo Dicaprio was my sugar daddy.  Not complaining about that one!!! Tehehehheheh....and in the past month or so I've had a couple of dreams about becoming a lesbian...*shudder*...some are very vivid and others not so much.

I think there was another really weird one I had a couple weeks ago but I can't remember what it was at the moment.  So, there ya go.  I have no idea if they mean anything but that's what goes through my brain when I go to sleep time.

Tis my FIRST EVER blog post...

Ok, so this is my first ever blog post (as you can already tell from my title, but I digress).  I'm not really sure what to write about...something interesting I suppose.  So, here we go.  Ummm....ok so I just sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of something to write about.  Well, I got nothing so I'll just bore you with talking about my pets.  I have two fish (not named so maybe I should do that any ideas on names for fish?), one dog Sadie my silly pitty, Lizard Man my bearded dragon who I'm not actually sure is a man, but either way the name's not going to change and my albino rosy boa whose sex I also do no know; and he/she doesn't have a name either.  Lizard man tried to escape his tank again today.  I'm not exactly positive if he/she really is trying to escape or just likes to hang out up there...who knows? It's a lizard, so I'm not really sure even he/she knows.  My fish aren't very interesting so not much to talk about there.  I also have like 30 snails in my aquarium because my big snail decided to have babies and die.  Oh ha! My friend...we shall call her crazy N almost got bitten by my snake the other day and Lizard man doesn't like her either.  It's funny to me.  I tell her she tortures them but never believes me. Weirdly enough she's the only one who has ever been attacked my my pets.  So, yeah, that's my first blog post....not every interesting I know, but I couldn't think of anything else I'm sure (kinda) that it'll get better as on I go.   Good day!