Remember

Okay, I know this post is super late, but I work and sleep and I'm a slacker.  This September 11 marked the 11 year anniversary of the terror attack on the twin towers.   I would just like to take a minute and remember all the lives lost that day and remember the heroes who put their own lives on the line to try and save others.  I would like to thank all my brothers and sisters who are still in the military protecting our freedom right now. Some of them are worlds away from family and friends right now making sure the land of the free stays that way.  I love all of you so much.  Military heroes past and present will always be in my heart and my mind.

SEMPER FI
HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT
INTEGRITY FIRST, SERVICE BEFORE SELF, EXCELLENCE IN ALL WE DO

Egad!!!

Lots of things have happened since I last posted and I'm sure I won't remember them all.  Let's see.  The guy at work I hated finally got fired!  Stupid twatwaffle.  He came in drunk and grabbed Brenda's ass.  Fucking Artard.  Other than my friend being sexually assaulted that shit made my night.  Good thing it didn't happen to me because I would've got fired to for beating him to death.  I should really start trying to gather my things together for my upcoming move, but I'm lazy so I'll probably just frantically throw things in Sophia (my Tahoe) the day before I leave.  Did I mention I was supposed to go on a date with dude I had a crush on?  No? Yes?  I can't remember if I did or not and I'm not going to go back and check.  But the point of all that was to tell you that said date never happened.  I was kinda bummed for a minute, but I totally got over it and actually completely forgot about it till I decided to tell you.  Must not have been that important to me lol.  Boys are silly.  Oh the hot guy on seconds started talking to me.  See guys?  Plenty of fish out there.  I might ask him out I haven't decided yet.  I just put in my two week notice there, so I might just wait till my last night and ask him lol.  If he says no who cares I'll never see him again.  Hmmm what else...there was something I'm sure.  Ah!  I don't think I've ever talked about this.  I have all kinds of stomach problems I inherited from my wonderful padre.  Acid re flux, indigestion, upset stomach...hahah I just started singing the pepto bismol song in my head...but it's terrible.  I can eat a banana and get heart burn.  It's so bad sometimes it'll wake me up from a dead sleep searing pain in my esophagus.   Blah.  Well, I've decided to go on a vegetarian diet because I've noticed most of my upset stomach problems are after I've eaten delicious god given meat.  I fucking love meat.  I am a meat eater and it saddens me that I'm leaving the meat eating family for a while, but I'm also tired of feeling like bagged ass.  I may not go completely off meat, but I'm definitely cutting it mostly out of my diet.  I mean not just meat either.  All junk foods are out the door.  Spaghetti.  Pizza.  Well, marinara based items.  Marinara man.  I love it, but it does not love me 8{   I guess that's all the news I have for now.

Big News!

Okay, so Mrs. Wilson and I are gonna be room mates!  She has been my BestieMcBestFriend for over a decade now and we've never lived together.  But she just bought an awesome new house and has asked me to be a room mate and since I'M STARTING A SWEET NEW JOB I feel like it'll be fine and we won't kill each other because I'll be gone a lot with the schedule I'll be working.  We have also started a new blog together to share with the world all the awesome shinanigans we will be getting into.  It'll be great or really boring who knows.  The point is I'm super mother effin excited!!! *disclaimer: strong language about to be used excessively* Also, on a complete side note this guy at work is about to make me lose my religion and if this mother fucker pisses me off one more mother fucking time I'll probably knock him the fuck out with one of my fuel doors...stupid fucking pussy ass mother fucking faggot.