Egad!!!

Lots of things have happened since I last posted and I'm sure I won't remember them all.  Let's see.  The guy at work I hated finally got fired!  Stupid twatwaffle.  He came in drunk and grabbed Brenda's ass.  Fucking Artard.  Other than my friend being sexually assaulted that shit made my night.  Good thing it didn't happen to me because I would've got fired to for beating him to death.  I should really start trying to gather my things together for my upcoming move, but I'm lazy so I'll probably just frantically throw things in Sophia (my Tahoe) the day before I leave.  Did I mention I was supposed to go on a date with dude I had a crush on?  No? Yes?  I can't remember if I did or not and I'm not going to go back and check.  But the point of all that was to tell you that said date never happened.  I was kinda bummed for a minute, but I totally got over it and actually completely forgot about it till I decided to tell you.  Must not have been that important to me lol.  Boys are silly.  Oh the hot guy on seconds started talking to me.  See guys?  Plenty of fish out there.  I might ask him out I haven't decided yet.  I just put in my two week notice there, so I might just wait till my last night and ask him lol.  If he says no who cares I'll never see him again.  Hmmm what else...there was something I'm sure.  Ah!  I don't think I've ever talked about this.  I have all kinds of stomach problems I inherited from my wonderful padre.  Acid re flux, indigestion, upset stomach...hahah I just started singing the pepto bismol song in my head...but it's terrible.  I can eat a banana and get heart burn.  It's so bad sometimes it'll wake me up from a dead sleep searing pain in my esophagus.   Blah.  Well, I've decided to go on a vegetarian diet because I've noticed most of my upset stomach problems are after I've eaten delicious god given meat.  I fucking love meat.  I am a meat eater and it saddens me that I'm leaving the meat eating family for a while, but I'm also tired of feeling like bagged ass.  I may not go completely off meat, but I'm definitely cutting it mostly out of my diet.  I mean not just meat either.  All junk foods are out the door.  Spaghetti.  Pizza.  Well, marinara based items.  Marinara man.  I love it, but it does not love me 8{   I guess that's all the news I have for now.