Saturday, September 15, 2012


Okay, I know this post is super late, but I work and sleep and I'm a slacker.  This September 11 marked the 11 year anniversary of the terror attack on the twin towers.   I would just like to take a minute and remember all the lives lost that day and remember the heroes who put their own lives on the line to try and save others.  I would like to thank all my brothers and sisters who are still in the military protecting our freedom right now. Some of them are worlds away from family and friends right now making sure the land of the free stays that way.  I love all of you so much.  Military heroes past and present will always be in my heart and my mind.


Friday, September 14, 2012


Lots of things have happened since I last posted and I'm sure I won't remember them all.  Let's see.  The guy at work I hated finally got fired!  Stupid twatwaffle.  He came in drunk and grabbed Brenda's ass.  Fucking Artard.  Other than my friend being sexually assaulted that shit made my night.  Good thing it didn't happen to me because I would've got fired to for beating him to death.  I should really start trying to gather my things together for my upcoming move, but I'm lazy so I'll probably just frantically throw things in Sophia (my Tahoe) the day before I leave.  Did I mention I was supposed to go on a date with dude I had a crush on?  No? Yes?  I can't remember if I did or not and I'm not going to go back and check.  But the point of all that was to tell you that said date never happened.  I was kinda bummed for a minute, but I totally got over it and actually completely forgot about it till I decided to tell you.  Must not have been that important to me lol.  Boys are silly.  Oh the hot guy on seconds started talking to me.  See guys?  Plenty of fish out there.  I might ask him out I haven't decided yet.  I just put in my two week notice there, so I might just wait till my last night and ask him lol.  If he says no who cares I'll never see him again.  Hmmm what else...there was something I'm sure.  Ah!  I don't think I've ever talked about this.  I have all kinds of stomach problems I inherited from my wonderful padre.  Acid re flux, indigestion, upset stomach...hahah I just started singing the pepto bismol song in my head...but it's terrible.  I can eat a banana and get heart burn.  It's so bad sometimes it'll wake me up from a dead sleep searing pain in my esophagus.   Blah.  Well, I've decided to go on a vegetarian diet because I've noticed most of my upset stomach problems are after I've eaten delicious god given meat.  I fucking love meat.  I am a meat eater and it saddens me that I'm leaving the meat eating family for a while, but I'm also tired of feeling like bagged ass.  I may not go completely off meat, but I'm definitely cutting it mostly out of my diet.  I mean not just meat either.  All junk foods are out the door.  Spaghetti.  Pizza.  Well, marinara based items.  Marinara man.  I love it, but it does not love me 8{   I guess that's all the news I have for now.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Big News!

Okay, so Mrs. Wilson and I are gonna be room mates!  She has been my BestieMcBestFriend for over a decade now and we've never lived together.  But she just bought an awesome new house and has asked me to be a room mate and since I'M STARTING A SWEET NEW JOB I feel like it'll be fine and we won't kill each other because I'll be gone a lot with the schedule I'll be working.  We have also started a new blog together to share with the world all the awesome shinanigans we will be getting into.  It'll be great or really boring who knows.  The point is I'm super mother effin excited!!! *disclaimer: strong language about to be used excessively* Also, on a complete side note this guy at work is about to make me lose my religion and if this mother fucker pisses me off one more mother fucking time I'll probably knock him the fuck out with one of my fuel doors...stupid fucking pussy ass mother fucking faggot.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Ay yo!!!

Who's working now?!  Me, that's who.  It's a factory job, but I'm making money so can't complain.  Also, I may have job in M'boro starting in September *fingers crossed*  Nothing super exciting has happened other than that.  I guess I super hard core flirted with Mrs. Wilson's roommate, but I was so drunk I don't remember so I feel no shame about it.  I also took like a 17 min video of them baking a cake.  I dropped my phone twice.  There wasn't any super bad flirting evidence on the video, so as long as it doesn't get any worse than that then I'm not too worried about it LoL.  So, I have a crush on someone...weird right!  I mean if you've read any of my other posts about how big of a slut I am and I never really like people then this is as weird for you as it is for me!  We'll, call him Cinder Block because that's the stupid nick name he came up with for me at work to make fun of me.  We have like a 5th grade flirting thing going on hahaha. But I'm ok with that.  I don't know why I like him so much he's completely opposite of the guys I'm usually attracted to.  I have theories, but nothing concrete.  So, here are my theories.

1.  It's built up sexual frustration
2.  I just like him because he's not all over me like the other idiots I work with.
3.  He has a frickin super cute butt.
4.  Maybe, I've finally grown up a little, so I'm over the whole bad boy thing (yeah, this one is a little far fetched I know)

Maybe this is going no where (most likely), but maybe it will. Who knows.  All I know is I like him.  I think he's so cute.  Not super hot make me wanna get naked right now, but cute.  And he makes me laugh a lot.  I find myself smiling when I think about him.  Aaaand I'm not tired of his presence already like I am most of the other guys I work with.  Let's face it.  That's pretty impressive considering I can only tolerate people for like 3 days before I'm just done with them LoL.  Things are looking up kids!  I'll also be moving to M'boro soon.  I can't wait!  My life is slowing coming back together and it makes me soooo happy!

Saturday, June 23, 2012


I got a sun burn today.  I've been trying to even out my terrible, terrible farmers tan.  My upper body is quite lovely, but stomach down I am a pasty, pasty white girl. LoL.  Also, I got a temporary job.  I've worked 2 days.  It's better than nothing I guess, but I can't wait to have a full time job with full time pay.  In I can move there...and be around people...and live away from my parents (whom I love dearly but have to get away from).  I'm working with this guy who apparently I went to school with in like 7th grade when I went to South Jr. High.  He remembered me, but I didn't remember him till like half the day was over.  I just did something weird on I think there's a random "e" chilling in this paragraph somewhere.  I don't feel like looking for it so oh well.  I'm so thirsty, but I'm too lazy to get up and get water.       I don't know if I've said this...I probably have, but I'm so happy to be back in the South.  I'm too close to my ex, but that's only for now.  It's been great seeing my family and new little cousins.

OH OH OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I fell down the stairs at the bar 2 weekends ago!  I wasn't even drunk.  It was freaking epic!  I tumbled head over heels.  The funny this is I was thinking "I should grab the hand rail" as I was going down the steps and as soon as I thought it I was falling.  It all happened in slow motion.  Then I just heard B's and Sprad's panicked little footsteps running towards me.  I lost a shoe on the way down and my dress was over my head.  Sprad said the first thing I did was pull my dress down like I hadn't just tumbled and almost broke my neck. Hahahah good times.  At least it was only those two who saw me and not a shit ton of people. LoL.  The bartender there is hot.  Both of them are actually LoL.  Oh I quit smoking  too : D

Friday, June 8, 2012

Hello my little bloggy blog blog.  Sorry I've been away so long all my faithful readers...well, I think I just have one, but oh well LOL.  I'm back in Tennessee!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!  I am super duper happy to be home finally.  And I get to see my Mrs. Wilson today!  I made it two days without smoking, but I failed.  I'll start quitting again next week hahahaha.

My poor Beast got ran over while I was gone.  I just found out when I got back.  My poor boy :(   I loved my baby.  And I might have to have Bella boo put down.  She's having all kinds of hip problems.  Roberta said they get so bad she can't even walk.  At least I still got my Sadie bear.  Any-who.

I'm trying to find a job in Murfreesboro.  Then I need to find roommates, so I can rent a house close to campus.  Then, I want to start going back to school!  Aerospace maintenance!  Oy I can't wait till my life starts coming back together.  Short blog but I've lost my train of thought.  Good day!

Friday, May 11, 2012

End of an Era

Well, kids I'm leaving Las Vegas.  I feel like it's the end of an era.  I guess it kinda is.  It's crazy looking back on the phases of your life.  I'm terrified of what's waiting for me right now but insanely excited about it at the same time.  I've had good times here.  Made awesome friends.  Done stupid things.  Done even more stupid things.  And then just been plain ignant.  I don't regret a single second of it.  I'll always look back on my days here with smiles on my heart.  I'm sad to be leaving some people behind, but that's just a part of life.  I feel like I'll be leaving a part of myself here too.  As much as I hate this place it will always hold a place in my heart.  I'm kinda sad I won't be able to party as hard when I get back home, but honestly that's probably good for me LoL.  Oh let's not get too upset.  I'll still party.  I'm a party girl.  They might tame me for a while but the beast shall return.  I'm going to have to get used to bars closing at 2am, liquor stores closed on Sundays and actually finding a bar LoL.  It took me like 2 years to adjust to city life I hope it doesn't take me that long to adjust to the country again LoL.  It's been real Vegas but it's time to get the fuck up outta this bitch!!!!!!